Saturday, February 7, 2009.
PIZZA DAY...and guess what happened
after reaching home around 10pm
i felt a little hungry..
so i took out one of those frozen pizzas
and waited for it to thaw...
after half an hour,
i opened my pizza and got it ready for the toaster...
i put the pizza and aluminum foil in the toaster...
and guess wad...
THERE WAS A PAIR OF BLACK SMALL BEADY EYES STARING BACK AT ME!
THERE WAS A FREAKING LIZARD IN MY TOASTER!
EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
can u imagine if i were to not notice it and just started my toaster?!
i was screaming to high heaven and my mum came rushing out....
"THERE IS A FREAKING LIZARD IN THE TOASTER!!!"
so me and mummy started to hit the bottom of the toaster
(which was where the LIZARD was at)
then my mum was like
"should we heat the toaster?"
i was like
"eww mum...that's disgusting...
then we will have the burning LIZARD smell in our toaster."
mummy was like
"ya lor...i find it disgusting too"
we wanted to get our dad to remove the bottom tray to get fid of the LIZARD...
but then....
i was screaming and nudging him...
by now he should have woken up...
i think he was pretending to sleep...
a tit for tat i guess...
thinking abt all the times in the morning where i pretend to sleep...
CAN U IMAGINE IF WE ACTUALLY TOASTED THE LIZARD?!
its like putting IT in the fires of hell.
like you know...
where we get burnt in some level...
the heat and all
ewwwwww
*shudder shudder*
then we would have all the burnt LIZARD smell...
and to think the eyes of the LIZARD were soo shiny...
and it looked soo innocent...
big time creepy...
i guess my dad will solve the problem tomorrow...
toodles...
the smell of burning LIZARD.
{ 7:23 AM }
narcissism.
it's me, Kristal Foo Wei Qi. I'm 17 this yr, no matter how old i look to u.
currently studying Diploma In Tourism & Resort Management[Singapore Polytechnic]
loves vintage stuff and myself[naturally] and sky high heels [i buy them secretly...shh] and my lovlies from DTRM/1A04 and AKLTG
materialist.
i want the job and the uniform [stewardess air]
i want that iPHONE DAMMIT!!
family friends i holiday job i love
music.
noise.
nonsense.
memories.
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thanks.
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